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Christmas. The real Christmas.
Stuck in traffic. Slapped around.
Giving your children the gifts they don’t want. Zombies.
These are Fred (son of Paul) Frees’ presents to you.

Voices by Fred Frees, Words by Ben Ohmart

"Fred Frees has put the 'X' back in Xmas with these personal, unique and very funny songs.
(It's also a great gift idea!)"
~ Phil Proctor (The Firesign Theatre)

The night is not silent. It is airy, and flounced with nutcracking hunger.
Christmas is not white. It is dripping. Frothed with love. Bashed. Freeeezing if you're not careful. Paint one red, paint one green, and get ready to wait long hours.

"Buy this brilliant schlock on directly
and get two insane bonus tracks!"
- 2 Torrie Pigs (in Quotes)


I Got Married on Christmas Day (composed by Thomas Regin)
Santa Claus Took More Than He Left (composed by Rocky Davis)
Hollardays (composed by Paul Wilkie)
I’ll Be at Hooters for Christmas (composed by Artur Labermaier)
Cold (composed by Thomas Regin)
Slap You for Christmas (composed by Thomas Regin)
No (composed by Artur Labermaier)
Hurts Like Christmas (composed by Norman Peterson)
I Benched 140 at Christmas (composed by Rocky Davis)
The Rough of Santa’s Beard (composed by Thomas Regin)
Zombie Maria (Traditional; Arranged by Norman Peterson)
I Let One Go Under the Mistletoe (composed by Artur Labermaier)
For Christ’s Sake, It’s Christmas!! (composed by Artur Labermaier)

This is an MP3 download. After you check out, you'll receive instructions to download your purchase.

Compatible with MP3 Players (including with iPod), iTunes, Windows Media Player


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